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Video Playlist
"I'm An Indie Band" Official Video
Chion Wolf
"Annoying Words Of 2012"
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"The Disease Song For Kids"
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"The Design Flaw Song" *
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ESSAY: Whiskey Clubs
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ESSAY: Taste
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"Christian Metal"
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"Emergency Alert Song"
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"Oh, Neutrino"
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Cover of Chad VanGaalen's "Willow Tree"
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"The Toast Song"
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"Vegan Boyfriend"
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"Farm-To-Chef Week Theme Song"
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"Mountain Lion Song"
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ESSAY: "Sleep No More"
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Josh Dobbin Theme Song
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"The Infomercial Song"
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"The Roadkill Song"
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"The Whistling Song" guest starring Tucker Ives
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"The FOMO Song" ("Fear Of Missing Out")
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"The Gaelic Song" *
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"The Orgasm Song"
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"The Pothole Song"
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"Nearer My Pork To Thee"
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"Troubadour Audition Tape With Patrick"
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"Let's All Use Voir Dire, M'Dear"
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ESSAY: "Significant Other"
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"Victim Of My Own Vanity"
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"I'm An Indie Band"
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"The Chion Wolf Halftime Show!"
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"Cell Phone Love Song"
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ESSAY: "New Year's Eve"
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"Oh, Martha Dean"
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"I Love The Library"
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ESSAY: "The Human Centipede"
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"The Spelling Song" *
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"It Takes The Right Kind of Woman (To Love A Neanderthal Man)" *
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"I Wish I Was A Terrestrial Extremophile" *
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ESSAY: "Atheism"
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"Ol' Chris Dodd"
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"The Cheese Song" *
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"The Current Political Scene" *
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"The Squash Song"
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"Sick Of This Election" *
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"Get To Know Your Fringe Candidates"
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Audio Playlist
"Annoying Words Of 2012"
"The Disease Song For Kids"
"The Design Flaw Song" *
ESSAY: Whiskey Clubs
ESSAY: Taste
"Christian Metal"
"Emergency Alert Song"
"Oh, Neutrino"
Cover of Chad VanGaalen's "Willow Tree"
"The Toast Song"
"Vegan Boyfriend"
"Farm-To-Chef Week Theme Song"
"Mountain Lion Song"
ESSAY: "Sleep No More"
Josh Dobbin Theme Song
"The Infomercial Song"
"The Roadkill Song"
"The Whistling Song" guest starring Tucker Ives
"The FOMO Song" ("Fear Of Missing Out")
"The Gaelic Song" *
"The Orgasm Song"
"The Pothole Song"
"Nearer My Pork To Thee"
"Troubadour Audition Tape With Patrick"
"Let's All Use Voir Dire, M'Dear"
ESSAY: "Significant Other"
"Victim Of My Own Vanity"
"I'm An Indie Band"
"The Chion Wolf Halftime Show!"
"Cell Phone Love Song"
ESSAY: "New Year's Eve"
"Oh, Martha Dean"
"I Love The Library"
ESSAY: "The Human Centipede"
"The Spelling Song" *
"It Takes The Right Kind of Woman (To Love A Neanderthal Man)" *
"I Wish I Was A Terrestrial Extremophile" *
ESSAY: "Atheism"
"Ol' Chris Dodd"
"The Cheese Song" *
"The Current Political Scene" *
"The Squash Song"
"Sick Of This Election" *
"Get To Know Your Fringe Candidates"

Welcome to Chion Wolf's song page! (You'll also find essays and other goodies here.)

Thanks for listening back or catching up with Wolfie's tunes from The Colin McEnroe Show! Feel free to share with your friends in hopes that one of them will be SO PLEASED with what they hear that they'll donate an obscene amount of money to WNPR. Or just have a laugh or two! We'll take all of the above and everything in between.

For my guitar work, I use a Gibson Hummingbird that I saved up for a long time to get. It has such beautiful, deep tones while maintaining a clarity and articulation that makes me smile.

I also have a bunch of toy-ish instruments that i pick up from tag sales and Goodwill stores. I'm always on the lookout for more!

Click on the track you'd like to hear, then press play! For your safety, we have not set it up in continuous play mode, because you'd inevitably be sucked into an alternate dimension and i'm not so sure it's better than this one that we're in right now.

Enjoy!

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* = Graciously co-written by Colin McEnroe.


  

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for Noel

All I can say is that anyone who is named for a holiday but is not really named for a holiday (Christmas), and goes on pretending "oh, no really my parents, never gave that a thought", has no sense of humor, is the nail on a chalkboard and is a phony poser in the worst way. There I've said it. Chion rocks, set your cell phone Noel to turn the radio on after the intro if that's how you feel.

Chion Wolf

Poster Noel apparently has no sense of humor. Chion's smarmy, tongue in cheek intros are very funny. Her songs & accompaniments are amusing, creative, thoughtful. A much needed breath of fresh of air.

Chion Wolf

Chion may be a lovely, bright person but her drawn-out introductions are phony and unfunny; her songs & accompaniments are like nails on a blackboard.

Troubadour

I just now heard this. LOVE. I vote for Chion. For everything. Wine Trail!

Wolfie's songs

I love the troubadour audition!